T’was several nights after Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep. I tried counting titties, I tried counting twats. The PBR beckoned — the red and the white. But I fought the temptation with all of my might.Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of shitty snacks became infatuation. So on-on I ran,…

Lord I want to forget. A week ago or yesterday, let me forget about what politican, or college football team won or lost (that would be two yes votes for me but who is counting). Let me forget about the girl I didn’t kiss and the one I shouldn’t have…

Cum for the beer, stay for the real estate. Harriet Jeanie invites all BH3 to her Real Estate Hash 2.0 Squatters Hash 2012. Living under a bridge? Homeless? Got a lake under your house and will soon be homeless? Want to live cheaply and help revitalize a cummunity full of formally abandoned home.…