Hi wankers, I have the honor of being the hare for this week’s hash. We will meet at the northern edge of Home Depot parking lot near Mt Vernon and 178 freeway. Things to bring: low expectations, fleshlight, sense of humor, hash badge (if you have one) and new songs…

Next trail will start from Coral Keys park on Harris Rd. 1 block east of Ashe Rd. Start location shown here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/yTV45h22UpUMQuAF9?g_st=ic Butthook will be the hare. Trail will be ~3 miles with 2 beer checks. Meet up at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for your fill of the Hash Sacrament…

So, in the dark twist, the dream center is closed, with locked gates. We’re Moving the meet 1 block North to a defunct Church parking lot. https://maps.app.goo.gl/YcE68DJiFtcNikCz9 Prepare for quite the colorful run!