Feb 13 hash: 50 Shades of VD Oildale S&M Hash Bust out the whips, chains, handcuffs, dog collars, leashes, and gimp masks. Cunt Force Trauma and Techno Twat are bringing S&M back! 6:30 pm (late arrivals will be spanked!) $6 (bring ID for bars) Location: behind Standard Middle School off…

Bloody crampon here you wanks! Ever wonder what it’s like to cross the river to America?! MONDAY IS YOUR CHANCE ( assuming there still water) COLD LIKE YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS HEART AND WET LIKE DIAMOND DICKS SWEATY ASS IN THE SUMMER! Can you swim? Cause I can. Swim suits? Yes…