JAN 30th / 6:30PM / location: somewhere near the river

Bloody crampon here you wanks! Ever wonder what it’s like to cross the river to America?! MONDAY IS YOUR CHANCE ( assuming there still water) COLD LIKE YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS HEART AND WET LIKE DIAMOND DICKS SWEATY ASS IN THE SUMMER! Can you swim? Cause I can. Swim suits? Yes just wear a white shirt, no bro needed! I suggest bribing extra socks and shoes. Bring floaties and a flesh light. ” I have two standing orders in this hash. One, take good care of your feet. Two, so don’t do anything stupid, like get yourselves killed in waste high water” -almost Forrest Gump quote. Will I need liability disclaimers for this hash???