Preparations for the Red Dress Run are progressing nicely. Our very own Oildale Hillbilly, Diamond Dick, has washed all the dead spiders and frogs out of his homemade still and brewed up another batch of his world-infamous Green Sploogies. They are now ageing and gathering strength for their assault on…

Wanks hot weather has arrived to Bakersfield which means it’s Red Dress run 🏃🏽‍♀️ time. Diamond 💎 Dick 🍆 is the Hare 🐇 that promises to wander with us around Bakersfield downtown. He promises spluggies but in a twist promise to make them with good CostCo vodka. 21st n Eye,…