Preparations for the Red Dress Run are progressing nicely. Our very own Oildale Hillbilly, Diamond Dick, has washed all the dead spiders and frogs out of his homemade still and brewed up another batch of his world-infamous Green Sploogies. They are now ageing and gathering strength for their assault on your taste buds and gray matter. Diamond has graciously supplied photographic evidence that he is fulfilling his duties as leader of the 2018 Red Dress Run.
From: Marc Uharriet [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2018 7:55 AM
To: ‘Dave Mut’ <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Sploogies Are Age Flavoring
These are probably the best GREEN SPLOOGIES I’ve ever made !!! I tested them last night & woke up in my boxers out in the cow pasture just now so they’re reeeeeely good !!!!
You might want to put this on the notice to everyone.
Sr. Production Engineer
E&B Natural Resources