Infamous BH3 1040 Hash 2013

BH3,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Monday is April 15, and taxes are due April 15. Give it up. Quit trying to defeat the byzantine tax code and come out for a cold PBR instead. Since our next Hash falls on Tax Day, the trail for Monday, April

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15, will be the infamous BH3 1040 run. That means a simpler than normal trail with more beer checks than normal – 10 beer checks in recognition of the despised 1040 form.

The hare for this sacreligious event will be Butthook with assistance from an assortment of infirm BH3 hashers – Diamond Dick, Limp Noids, Bring’em Young, etc. The run will start from the parking lot on the north side of Patriots Park, on Fjord St. Map to the start location at this link: http://goo.gl/maps/u08vYdd4th_of_july_salute

Bring $5 and leave your friggin’ calculator at home. Diamond Dick will finish your returns while you are out on trail and guarantee that you get a ginormous refund, and possibly a new address next door to Bernie Madoff.

See you there.

ON ON!
Butthook

Boston Marathon 2013 update: Hashers Rey and Denni are ok.  Safe trip home to all other Bakersfield runners. 

 

 

 

Glorious People’s Patriotic Hash 2013

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COMRADE WANKERS, BY ORDER OF THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PRESERVATION OF STATE AUTHORIZED BEER DRINKER RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED AT THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PATRIOTIC HASH 2013.

PEOPLE’S GENERAL COMRADE BRING’EM YOUNG HAS BEEN VOLUNTARILY CONSCRIPTED TO CORVÉE THIS HASH. HE DOES THIS CUMMUNITY SERVICE IN CELEBRATION OF THE YEARS THE STATE ALLOWED HIM TO MERCIFULLY OFFER HIS SERVICE TO THE PROLETARIAT. PRIOR TO HASH GENERAL BRING’EM WILL LEAD US IN THE NEW OATH OF ALLEGIANCE AGAINST THE AS YET TO BE DEFINED DOMESTIC BEER ENEMAS.

PLEASE BRING YOUR HASH PROVIDED IDENTITY CARDS AND A WEAPONS COMMIRUNNERINVENTORY SINCE THIS RUN WILL ALSO BEGIN THE CENSUS OF ACTIVE HASHERS  (COUNTRY CODE 1-2322) FOR USE IN THE FUTURE DISCIPLINING AND PURIFICATION OF DISOBEDIENT BELIEVERS. PLEASE NOTE THAT BY YOUR ABSENCE YOU ARE AFFIRMING YOURSELF AS AN UN-PATRIOT.

THE HASH WILL CUMMENSE FROM FREE PEOPLES CALIFORNIA, KERN COUNTY SECRETARIAT, BAKERS-CUMMUNIAL LAND AREA (FORMERLY BAKERSFIELD) ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COUNCIL. NATIONALIZED ENERGY PETRO CHEMICAL COMPLEX 235-1.  (FORMERLY AERA) BASEBALL COMPLEX.

THE LOCATION IS ON JEWETTA JUST NORTH OF STOCKDALE. TAKE STOCKDALE WEST ALL THE WAY PAST RIVERWALK PARK AND TURN NORTH ONTO JEWETTA. GO NORTH PAST THE FIRST STOP LIGHT AND TURN RIGHT AT THE FIRST DRIVEWAY. GO SOUTHEAST TO THE EQUESTRIAN STAGING AREA. BRING $5 IN PRE-FREE AMERICAN DENOMINATIONS AND A FLASHLIGHT.

EVENT: GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PATRIOTIC HASH 2013
DATE: DATE OF OUR NEW FREEDOM JANUARY 20, 2013
LOCATION: FREE PEOPLES CALIFORNIA, KERN COUNTY SECRETARIAT,
BAKERS-CUMMUNIAL LAND AREA (FORMERLY BAKERSFIELD)
ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COUNCIL.
NATIONALIZED ENERGY PETRO CHEMICAL COMPLEX 235-1
(FORMERLY AERA) BASEBALL COMPLEX.
TIME: 6:30 PM
COST:“FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS NEED” WE KNOW WHO ARE THE BOURGEOISIE SO FOR YOU $5.

LONG LIVE THE FREE PEOPLE’S HASH, LONG LIVE OUR GLORIOUS LEADERS, LONG LIVE THE BEER DRINKERS

EL PUEBLO CURTIDO JAMAS SERA CULTIVO!!!
EL PUEBLO CURTIDO JAMAS SERA CULTIVO!!!

VENCEREMOS ON ON, VENCEREMOS ON ON, VENCEREMOS ON ON

MMMMMMMMIIIIIILLLLLLLLLFFFFFF Hash 2012

This year’s Halloween/Dia de los Muertos Hash is a celebration of all things MILFS — Mummies, Muertos, Mamacitas or Maricones (SLO usually brings these). Led by none other than Harriett Hottiees Self Cuntcious and Trojen Whore, plus a possible mystery hare. Be afraid very afraid for these whorewomen of Hash will lead us through an extravaganza of downtown Bakersfield pubs. (At least for the 10 bucks they are asking this better be good).

So cum as your best demon, diva, dead person or dork. Harrietts this hare recommends you stick to all manner of mamacitas, Diamond Dick you are scary as $hit already no need to dress up.

Event: MMMMIIIILLLLFFFF Hash 2012
Date:Monday October 28,2010
Location: 21st and Eye St, Bakersfield,
Time: 6:30pm
Cost: $10
Dress: $$$$$$$$$$llllllutry