F.A.G. cordially invites you to the 2021 Columbus Day Hash. Unfortunately, there are no more statues available to tear down and/or piss on, so we will have to settle for drinking massive quantities of $hitty beer instead. Meet on the west side of Jastro Park, on Elm St. between Truxtun Ave. and18th St., at 6:30 p.m. Map to the start location at this link:

https://goo.gl/maps/XseqGitpQeBkbaJ36

Bring $5 for the usual assortment of $hitsnacks to be washed down with whatever the hare’s poison of choice will be. It will be dark early, so bring a fleshlight.

ON ON!