Cum one, cum all to Gutter Wet’s Virgin Lay. The deflowering of our virgin will happen Monday, Jan 25, at 6:30 p.m. The virgin sacrifice will take place at the shopping center at the SE corner of Ming Ave and New Stine Rd. Let’s congregate behind the buildings at the red X in pic below to keep curious infidels out of these sacred proceedings.
Bring a prayer for our virgin and $5 for the Hash sacraments. And bring a flashlight.