Our next hash will be Monday, Dec 7 at 6:30 p.m. Trail will start in the parking lot of the abandoned K-Mart store at the NE corner of Wilson Rd. and S. Real Rd. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/vYy1Jm1K4aRoWWdY7

Smirkin’ Merkin will be the hare, and Butthook has the distinct honor of wearing the recently recovered Hash Shit. Follow all the usual Hash edicts: disobey Newscums’ stay-at-home orders, bring $5 for the usual refreshments and questionable nutrients, and bring a fleshlight.

ON ON!