All anyone needs to survive anywhere anytime under any conditions is PBR
On Sat, Feb 15, 2020 at 1:42 PM ‘Dave Mut’ dmut [BHHH] <BHHH-noreply> wrote:
Hashers, prepare yourselves. Horse Cock Sally is planning a Survivor-themed hash for Feb. 17 to determine who in BH3 is the ultimate loser. The contest for survival (trail?) will start in the cul-de-sac at the dead end of Upland Point Dr., SE of the Hwy 178/Fairfax Rd intersection. Map to the island at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/2NXRrLMXYZ81kdMp8
God only knows how to prepare for this ordeal. Consider bringing extra clothing, food, first aid kit, rope, TP, condoms, tasers, tourniquets and anything else you might need to ensure survival. Oh yeah, bring a flashlight, too.
Meeting time is 6:30 pm. Expect treats on trail to include spiders, ants, feces and coronavirus in addition to the usual assortment of shitsnacks. There will be massive quantities of beer for the survivors to celebrate their own good fortune and heap scorn on BH3’s biggest loser. See you there.