F.A.G. has probably violated all manner of labor law by forcing his kids to lay this week’s trail. And he was probably also plying them with shitty beer. So you will definitely want to come out for this trail and see what havoc the Family Riddle has wrought.

Trail will start where Stockdale Hwy and the Westside Parkway converge. Meet on the north side of Stockdale, just west of Derrel’s Mini Storage. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/PgUkqtt4brtXDr6e9

Bring $5 for the usual assortment of shitsnacks and cold beer. Bring a flashlight, and maybe a compass as well.

ON ON!