LAST TRAIL OF 2019!
Let’s usher out 2019 with one last desperate gasp of a hash trail. Meet at 6:30 at the parking area just outside the east end of Hart Park, next to the Kern County Soccer Park. Start location at this link:
This trail will inevitably lead the pack into a confrontation with all the innocent citizens gorging themselves on the festive lights and fatty foods at CALM, while we are gorging ourselves on cheap-ass beer and crappy snacks. What could possibly go wrong? Bring $5 for your last (fatal?) dose of the Hash Sacrament (PBR) and holiday garnishments (stale cheese balls) as we kick 2019 in the ass and eagerly await the arrival of 2020. And, your hares command you to BRING A FLASHLIGHT.
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