Diamond Dick cordially invites you to put on your galoshes and run through the rain-soaked scrubland he fondly calls home. This epic trail will start at Airport Dr. and Petrol Rd., squarely in the 08 zone. Expect mud, meth labs, homeless banjo-playing 08ers, and other delights of the north side. There will likely be a piss stop at the new Amazon building. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/oTm8KpVZ5qq

Meet at 6:30 p.m. Park on the NW or SW corners of the intersection. As usual, bring $5 for the usual assortment of cold beers and shitty snacks. We will be in the boonies, so bring a flashlight – or not if you’re feeling extra adventurous. You might consider a full body condom as well.

ON ON!