The May 14 run has been designated the 2018 Offensive T-Shirt Run by your humble hare, Butthook. Dive into your closets and drawers and drag out the most hideous, obnoxious or offensive t-shirt you can find, and then put the sucker on. If your wardrobe is a little light in that department, Diamond Dick has a raft of stupid t-shirts that he would gladly lend you for this occasion. I would strongly recommend, if you take him up on that generous offer, that you promptly get a thorough physical and mental health checkup.

The run will start from Emerald Cove park, at SW corner of Hageman Rd. and Patton Way. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/X19RfLTybsr

Meeting time is 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for cold beer and the usual assortment of crappy snacks. AND WEAR AN OFFENSIVE T-SHIRT!

ON ON!