Our next run is April 16, and taxes are due April 17. You’re royally screwed anyway, so turn off the calculator, lose your sense of despair and join us for the analyule 1040 Hash run. It’s just what you would imagine – a twisted, convoluted path straight to hell, leavened by 10 beer stops.

Spazz the prodigal hasher will hare this trail and oversee the step back from the mental/emotional cliff. The trail will start from the NW corner of Jastro park, on Elm St. near 18th St. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/wpofqKpJSwD2

Meet at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 and an appetite for self-destruction.

ON ON!