If you haven’t got your taxes figured out by now, quit banging your head against the wall and come out next Monday, April 13, to the analyule 1040 Hash. There you can numb your overworked brain and assuage your guilt while consuming mass quantities of cold PBR. Then you can return home and finish your tax return with new insight and boldness. That should give the poor schlubs at the IRS some entertainment.
Spazz is returning as the hare for this year’s 1040 Hash. The trail will start at the Kaiser Permanente medical office at the NE corner of Ming Ave. and Haggin Oaks Dr. Map to the A as this link: http://goo.gl/maps/pmDbN
The run will follow the usual format – 10 short beer checks between 11 short legs of trail, followed by a chaotic and often incoherent down-down circle. Who could ask for more?
Meet at 6:30 p.m. Bring $5 for help in completing your tax return. No guarantees on quantity or quality of advice provided.