Can’t stop Hashing. I try to stop but something somehow draws me back in again to the den of debauchery called #onon #HashHouseHarriers running with beer.

Hash blasphemes Christmas, makes a mockery of sacred Cinco de Mayo, celebrates the dual pagan holidays of druid “All Hallows’ Eve” and Aztec festival of the goddess Mictecacihuatl “Día de Muertos”.

With Monday’s Hash this defilement of all that is good and right (good and right being defined as having been created by white European men) continues with Butthook’s aka the Egyptian, 2014 Analyule (which reminds me I’ve got to make my appointment for the year, more on that later) Golf Run.

Golf, a stately game of rules being to “Play a ball with a club from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or successive strokes in accordance with the Rules.” I can assure you none of these will be followed.

The Hare’s words too terrible to paraphrase are provided as follows in their entirety.

BH3,

It’s time for the analyule Golf Run, to be held Monday, July 28.  The clubhouse is behind the Laurelglen Bible Church at 2801 Ashe Rd., SW corner of Ashe Rd and N. Half Moon Dr.  Map to the clubhouse at this link:  http://goo.gl/maps/1jGkJ

Please check in with the starter, Butthook, by 6:30 p.m.  Tee time will be 6:45 sharp.  Greens fees are a terrific bargain at only $5.

As always, proper attire is required.  Examples of proper attire for ladies and gentlemen are kindly provided below.  Please adhere to the standards exemplified here or exceed them.  Let’s make this a real Caddyshack exhibition.