My Bad, Jabba the Slut is the main Hare.  Why doesn’t anyone tell me these things before 11:40 PM night before Hash.  Anyway here ya go. Jabba & I are the hares for tomorrow! Who is cumming?!?! We’re starting at Jastro Park and the run will be a mere $5! Roughly 5 miles with 6 beer checks….don’t miss out on another one of Jabba the Slut’s “epic journeys. ” She actually did the trail on foot this time….hehe. Please dress in your favorite comic book character costume!!!

Our resident hot chick Small Loads Only will be the hare for this appropriately named trail Monday, June 9th, 2014

With help from Jabba the Slut and perhaps other harlot harrietts, this hash promisses a hot time in downtown Bakersfield.

The trail will start from Jastro Park on Truxtun Ave. Map to the park at this link: https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
Normal meeting time 6:30 and normal run fee $5.

With the expected high of 110 degrees the cold PBR will taste better than ever. For the nonconcourses of the golden nectar that is PBR There will be plenty of non-hash-approved (AKA water) liquids available as well.

I’m SLO and I approve of this Hash Trail name.

ON ON!!