Always prepared to welcum new members to our community of Bakersfield, BH3 invites you to the Patricia Baena (aka whale on the beach) Arnold Schwarzenegger Bastard Child Reunion. If you are or ever have been or will be with Arnold in the future cum for some brews and a quick run. Attendance is unknown at this time, but this could be quite a large gathering. In anticipation of a record-breaking turnout, we decided we need to do this at a place with lots of available parking space. The recently closed Borders bookstore on Stockdale Highway has been selected as the site of the ASBCR.
The host for this occasion will be Butthook. Your friendly host suggests you shit/shower/shave within a reasonable before the reunion, as you could quite possibly meet a kissing cousin at the reunion. Diamond, you might consider hosing down that smoking jacket. And there could be no better icebreaker than the Hash Shit, right?
Cost for entrance to the ASBCR will be $5. Anyone who can present credible evidence that they are indeed a ASBC will drink ice cold PBRs for free all night long and be interviewed by El Diablow for posting on the BH3 website and HashSpace. Who wouldn’t be proud of that?
Arnold Schwarzenegger Bastard Child Reunion
Monday, May 23 6:30 p.m.
Borders Bookstore, 4980 Stockdale Hwy.