Caution hazard out front

Michelle Obama wants to protect you from greasy hamburger and fryed corn dogs; the TSA is protecting you from Islamo-Facisit-Communist-Illegal alien French-Canadians and now Hashers Eric and Nolan want to make their virgin lay a course titled Maxim Safety.  Good thing to given that Porno Pipi almost killed half the Hash crossing 24^th street.  We knew there was danger out there just didn’t know it was one of our own that was out to get us.  So just in case we have to run down a busy street with no streetlights dress up in reflective gear and flashing protective equipment.  Don’t have the equipment head on down to Zingos on Buck Owens in the bathroom for 3 quarters you can buy yourself some Maxim Protection.

Event: Maxim Protection Hash

Date: Monday, February 28^th, 2010

Time: 6:30 pm

Location: Wilson road and Larson lane (off 99 south of Valley Plaza)

Cost: $5 – blame the increase on those Union Workers making PBR

Bring protection gear including a flashlight and be careful out there.