The Antifeminism/Domestic Abuse Run
Jenny, Kyle and Brynn require that you pay tribute to the good old days when slapping your bitch was o.k. and considered just good, clean fun. When throwing the frying pan at your old man was part of your average Monday night. We pay homage to those fond(?) former glory days by welcoming you to our bitch of a run.
Women wear aprons, burquas, handkerchiefs and potholders.
Men are welcome to wear wifebeaters or be one. Raiders gear, Ike Turner or O.J. gear a plus. Bruises are optional. Prepare for a beating.
We don’t want to have to tell you twice.
Start at the parking lot at River and Panorama across from Greenlawn graveyard.
Date Monday January 10, 2010
Time: 6:30 PM
Beer and chips. $5