“Treat yourself to cool water and a salty snack and ask yourself honestly and often, exactly how you feel. What could be more sensual than paying exquisite attention to your own body?” -Ann Trason-La Bruja, Born to Run, p.69

Wankers, while the recent Hash trails have been great and the beer as $hitty as ever, there is one area were the Hares have been slacking off on, specifically the provision of the salty snacks (specifically the lack of Cheetos®) in quite some time.

I don’t know about you, but I cum to Hash for the beer, laughs and Cheetos®.  This Monday is a celebration of this third antecedent for Hash.  So bring a bag of these sinful snacks and dress in yellow. 

Theme: Cheetos® / Yellow

Location: Balvicar Drive, located off Fairfax Rd and Newquist Drive in NE Bakersfield.

Directions: From Bakersfield take HWY 178, exit Fairfax Road, go about ½ mile to Newquist Drive which will turn into Balvicar Drive.

Date: Monday, November 22, 2010

Time: 6:30 PM

Cost: $4.00 and a bag of Cheetos®

Bring sweats and flashlights, it is going to be cold and dark.

Yours in Cheetos® On On Diablower/F*ck’n Jose