Its Valentine’s Day and I’ve got a real hard-on for this love shtick. So, now I want to see you with a heart on, or you can bring wooden spoons?
[Did you know that in Wales lovers exchange wooden love spoons on Valentine’s Day (I’m not making this up)]
I really just want you to bring some sort of the spirit of love; this is my virgin lay after all.
Everyone dreams of a good long hard lay, but in the end (not in the end) it doesn’t have to really be so long or hard to make you moan, and moaning I do expect.
I’d like to start with a drink at University Park and see where that takes us. Dress comfortably (with hearts on) and don?t forget the lube and flashlights.
4 miles, 3 beer checks, and 1 fence.