There are some sins even the good lord can’t forgive. To many to account for Hasher Lindsay and Underdeveloped and Over Exposed invite you to their virgin lay (as if ) and excummuncation rolled into one.
Meet at Garces High School Parking lot corner of Loma Linda and Monte Vista. Pagan X-Mas self decorations are encouraged.
It’s dark and cold so remember your flashlight and $4.00 for the holy sacrament PBR.