OK, wankers, hold on to your false teeth. We’re in for quite a ride at the next run. Red Rocket promises to work some of his Nigerian voodoo on us this week. And to make matters worse, his partner in crime (and co-hare) is Diamond Dick. God help us all.

Meeting place is 20th and Eye Sts. in beautiful downtown Bako. It will be a pub crawl, so you should bring your ID if you look younger than McCain. And the heathen hares are promising some alternate refreshments, with the appealing description of “afterbirth and appetizers.” Again, God help us all.

Charge for the festivities this week will be $6. You might want to bring your scrubs to wear over your normal hash attire.

ON ON,
Butthook