Wankers, Matt C. (from now on to be known as Micro Srewery lost his virginity Monday night, with assistance from Mahardon. Come out to witness Matt’s virgin lay and partake of the Hash sacrament, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
This sacrifice will take place starting at Pin Oak Park in the Southwest. Link to map below. We’ll meet at the basketball court on the west side of the park. The + marks the spot.
Same Hash time – 6:30 p.m. Same Hash price – $4.