News update on the Hamburgler Hares

The following news item is from guest news wanker Matzo Balls SLOH3Wankers,

If everyone could do me a huge favor and take the time to copy the message below and forward it to as many half-minds as you know I would appreciate it. I think the message kind of stalled out after a day or so. This is just a request to give it a “kick” if you will. If have already forwarded it then THANK YOU very much. If you donated an even bigger THANKS!! I’m only a few groups e-mail lists so I’m hoping this can make it outside of California and pick up some steam.

I just did an interview with Runner’s world and it sounds like they might be doing a story on the whole thing which is cool. Probably shouldn’t have said that I on occasion run around half naked dressed like Jesus………….aka Diablower

Anyway, I won’t bug anyone again on this subject so PLEASE forward the message below to as many Hash wankers as you know. The petition has over 2600 signatures now and we have had only 7 donations.

Thanks, on-on and word to your mother!!

MatzoHamburglar Hares


It has been almost a month-and-a-half since Dr. G. and Ahhh Tongue were charged with the class D Felony of breach of peace for laying trail near an Ikea. While
the incident has faded a bit from the spotlight, the very real legal battle is still ongoing. The good news is the city of New Haven has decided not to seek restitution. (finally, a clear head prevails) The bad news is the state is still pursuing the felony charges.

This is where you come in.

There have been a lot of people asking how they can donate to the legal fund of the New Haven Two. To facilitate any donations to the legal defense fund a
Pay Pal account has been set up under the name of

To donate all you need to do is go to and click on the “Send Money” tab on top of the screen. Then enter the e-mail address of For convenience the account was set up to take credit cards as well. If you don’t have a Pay Pal account it takes about two
minutes to set one up. (and you have obviously never purchased anything from eBay) If you do have a Pay
Pal account just enter your e-mail address and password and you are done.

Dr. G has promised that in the event that they receive more money than is necessary for their defense any overage will go the Hill Health Center in New Haven.
( This is a non-profit hospital that caters mostly to the uninsured that Dr. G donates his time to. So bonus in
giving because no matter what, it will be for a good cause.

So give till it hurts, or don’t give at all, it’s your choice. Give a buck, Give five bucks, whatever. The one thing you CAN do is PLEASE forward
this e-mail to as many Hashers as possible, even if you don’t want to donate. The last time I saw the petition it was up to 2200 people. If each one of
these people gave just a dollar it would help tremendously. (I’ll let you do the math on that one)

Before I start to sound like Sally Struthers I hope some of you find it in your heart to help out a fellow Hash family member by donating whatever you can
to help offset some of the legal fees against the New Haven Hashers Two. If they are convicted, it could affect us all.

Thanks and ON-ON!

Matzo Balls


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