The Nov. 13 trail will start from the shopping center at NW corner of Rosedale Hwy and Calloway Dr. Meet at 6:30 p.m. just north of the Tractor Supply store. Map to the start location at this link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/X1iDWuUu8KSNagX2A This is awesome hashing weather, wankers, except that it’s dark now…

F.A.G. will lead us on an exploration of the Kern river bottom and the heathens who live along its flanks. Meet at the parking area on Allen Rd. north of Ming Ave. and just south of the river bed. Meet at 6:30. Bring $5 for the usual spread of death…

Thou who halt the will shalt join us on this All Hallows’ Eve eve. Let us dance macabre and other black rites. Virgins shall be sacrificed and brews will be spilt. The Coven shalt gather at the dead end of 13th street and the crossing of Q. The invocation of…