Wankerdoodles, Next run is Sept. 24 at 6:30 p.m. Start location is Pin Oak Park in the southwest. Directions: From Stockdale Highway and Gosford Rd, head south on Gosford ~2.5 mi to White Lane. Turn right on White Lane, head west about 3/4 mile to Park View Dr. Turn right…

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Wankers, Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! The hare for today’s run will be Mommie Queerest! Run will start at her home, 7808 Shetland Dr. in the southwest. Same Bat-time 6:30 p.m. From Gosford Rd. and Ming Ave, head east on Ming 1/2 mi to traffic light at El…