Wankers, Dec 3 trail will start from the Cancer Survivors Plaza in Beach Park. Same Bat-time 6:30 p.m. Asshooper will lead us on this trail from the noble sanctuary of the Cancer Survivors Plaza into the den of iniquity – or more likely several of them. Bring your normal Hash…

Wankers, Limp Noids is starting the Nov 19 run from Kroll Park in Southwest Bako near Gosford and Stockdale Highway. Gather at SE end of park, at Montalvo and Dos Rios at normal time 6:30 p.m. Bring a flashlight and $4. On On!

Damit Janette is a Pussy, just as Wombbroom….she just can’t handle the hash…show up and see if you get to lay trail…Liberty park 6:30. Brimhall and Jewetta..the good part of town..