Wankers, you have to give Motley his credit due, for at the very least he lets you know what type of trail to expect. That said here are his instructions. Event: Motley’s #2 Tour de Franzia Hash Where: Mervyns shopping center (off California just west of 99) near the old tire…

See attached info about Rock Hard XIII from our Religious Advisor, Limp Noids. We have 40 masochists signed up – 20 from BH3, 18 from FCH3, and 2 interlopers from down south. This size gang should ensure non-stop idiocy to satisfy all tastes (or lack thereof). Looking forward to seeing…

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