Come and listen to a story bout a Hasher named Jed Bored with his wife that he just wants to be dead Then one day he hid five bucks from the old battle axe Heard some people running by and talkin’ ’bout a Hash Hashing that is, Red Dresses, Boob…

I was a ferd this hash was goona be a turd But then I lerned that beautiful Stacies the hare So if you’r like me you’d chase her anywhere An you can bet your A$$ I’ll be there Ohh and I hear tell that FAG helped just a little bit…

Read the following click on the Hare, sign and mail the attached and you will be allowed to cum: Waiver: This text is small Hashing is an inherently stupid thing to do, and carries possible risks including but not limited to Poison Oak infestation, tripping, falling, alcohol related mishaps, Cougar…