Cunt Force Trauma and Techno Twat will be your hares to cure what ails you. Start the year out right by cumming…to hash…we mean you hash slackers! Get out of the house and bring a friend because no one likes to cum alone, $5 for the usual 💩 treats, crappy…

We will ring out the year with a non-run gathering at the Lengthwise pub at the Marketplace. Meet at 6:30 for a beer or two, some grub and some laughs. Map to the pub here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/xNYWwKvbMAsDiRMBA Drop by if you’re available. See ya there.

UGLY SWEATER NIGHT Break out your most hideous Xmas sweater and wear it for tonight’s run.