Diamond Dick our supposed hare is lost somewhere near Livermore – guess gvmnt wasn’t done with their experiments yet. However he did recommended we start at Ethel’s on Alfred Harell just south of Mt Vernon. PleeeeeZzze email your’s truly trusty web wanker.

Ladies ladies ladies look what you have been missing out on!!!!! Cum to hash and one or all of these can be yours. Every Monday 6:30pm Bakersfield. Bring a girl friend.

Hey harriett of my w@t dreams that I met last week I must have copied the your phone wrong, I get a number does not exist every time I call. Your email and twitter also don’t see to be the right ones either. Anyway let’s meet up at Diablower’s Hash…