The analyule golf run will be held on Monday, Aug 9. The clubhouse will be in Westwold Park, just east of Gosford Rd. and ½ mile south of Ming Ave. Map to the park at this link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/e22xqpgox6FtwXX6A Please check in with the starter, Butthook, by 6:30 p.m. Tee time…

Bring $7 for the Labor Day festivities. ON ON!

Dearest Hashers (and those who merely tolerate us), Gather ’round, ye masochists and beer enthusiasts, for a Labor Day event so incredibly mediocre, you’ll wonder why you even bothered getting out of bed. We’ll be gracing the hallowed grounds of Emerald Cove Park at 2:00 Tomorrow for what we loosely…