Bloody crampon here you wanks! Ever wonder what it’s like to cross the river to America?! MONDAY IS YOUR CHANCE ( assuming there still water) COLD LIKE YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS HEART AND WET LIKE DIAMOND DICKS SWEATY ASS IN THE SUMMER! Can you swim? Cause I can. Swim suits? Yes…

Event:Post Naug 1st Trump hash – Bring the Dogs Date: 1/23/17 Time: 6:30pm Location: Ming and Stine https://goo.gl/maps/UXDzH6paqiC2 Cost: $5.00 Hare: That Illegal brit Cockadile Bring fleshlights – cause if you ain’t got health insurance already and get hit/killed we ain’t paying for the coroner truck. https://youtu.be/uus4qfcbkpI