Trail will start at Beach Park. Brown-Eyed Wreck Loose is the hare. Show up at 6:30 for your weekly maintenance dose of shitty beer and shittier snacks. Only $5 for life-sustaining physical and mental aid. https://goo.gl/maps/DUZqRQ27bfK2

Our prodigal harriette Exhibit Whore returns to the fold to hare the Wet Your Noodle Hash on July 17. It will be hot, so she invites you to get wet with a harriette. There will be blood and water on this trail, in no particular order. The trail will start…