The May 14 run has been designated the 2018 Offensive T-Shirt Run by your humble hare, Butthook. Dive into your closets and drawers and drag out the most hideous, obnoxious or offensive t-shirt you can find, and then put the sucker on. If your wardrobe is a little light in…

Since this kennel is even lazier than our resident Zacatecan and our other assorted south-of-the-border riffraff, we will have a belated Cinco de Drinko hash on Monday, May 7, to be hared by possibly our biggest WASP – that would be F.A.G. The trail will start from the SW side…