Hey Wankers! Why do we sing the same 5 songs at every Hash? Oh, that’s right…because we can’t remember the other ones and we’re probably drunk. This Monday’s Hash will be hared by Crusty Edges and Every Other Asshole and will feature song books and singing at every check. So…

The Ninth of July Hash River Run are you wet yet? You may want to bring a towel, things could get messy. Hart Part Sheriff Shooting Range 18:30 $5 https://goo.gl/maps/f2DCGgkN4aE2 Composed on my iPhone

Your humble scribe has erred (that means fucked up for you BH3 cretins). Sleazy’s virgin lay will start at 2612 Beech St., NOT at 2512 Beech St. Apologies to all. https://goo.gl/maps/xHAxFWXJHAT2 [BHHH] #ONON Sleazy Bake’s Virgin Lay Come out June 25 to witness Sleazy Bake Oven’s de-flour-ing as she endures…