This is only a test, there is not emergency, is if a test from our new Email account. If this however had been an emergency we would have told you where to go get beer awaiting your fate. However while I have your attention don’t forget to register for Rock…

We currently have a Fresno wank invading us for the month. So what better way than to have a trail hared with help from one of us?! HorseCock has stepped up in helping Yiff Yiff Furray lay a shitty trail!! So come on enjoy the horse and the furray. Who:…

Who: Techno Twat! What: CFT Birthday Hash! Where: Krebs and Well Tech Way. When: Monday September 24th. 6:30 p.m. Why: BECAUSE BEER!! And CFTs Hashy Beerday. Bring: Fleshlights. $6 Hash Cash. IDs. Virgins. Empty Livers. ON ON! 🍻 https://goo.gl/maps/eh1ojkv8GmT2