HO, HO, HO! Cheer up, wankers. The Analyule Haggin Oaks Christmas Lights Hash will be this cumming Monday, December 17. So make your list – and check it twice – of your most hideous Christmas paraphernalia and strap that crap on your bad self. Then, show up at 6:30 for…

As we get closer to the Holidays why not do an ugly sweater hash?! Meet at Jastro Park Monday night at 6:30. Trail will be about 5 miles or so and just as many beer checks. Keep your expectations low and your livers empty. Expect shiggy, and shitty beer. Brown…

Diamond Dick cordially invites you to put on your galoshes and run through the rain-soaked scrubland he fondly calls home. This epic trail will start at Airport Dr. and Petrol Rd., squarely in the 08 zone. Expect mud, meth labs, homeless banjo-playing 08ers, and other delights of the north side.…