Smirkin’ Merkin will be the hare for the Mammorial Day run on Monday, May 27. Meet at normal time 6:30 p.m. at the Korean War Memorial in Jastro Park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/iWzPSG1MozxHKbbb8 Bring $5 for cold PBR and hot, crappy-ass snacks. ON ON!

Diamond ♦️ Dick 🍠 will hare his signature clover leaf run through the 2nd 💩 part of Bakersfield. If you’re asking just about all of Bako is a 💩 🍩 but it’s our 💩🍩. $5 run starts sometime after 6:30.

Next trail will start from the Chuy’s restaurant at SE corner of New Stine and Wilson Rds. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the alley behind the strip center so we savor the incredible aromas spewing from the numerous dumpsters while we pre-lube. Map to the start location at this link:…