Wanker it’s time to tape up your bone spurs and head (Head Who Said Head, I’ll Have Some of That) out on trail in support of real heros. Our very own "Oh he looks so cute in his uniform" Veteran Smirken Merken will lead us on a hut-one-two-three trail in…

Smirkin’ Merkin will be the hare for the Mammorial Day run on Monday, May 27. Meet at normal time 6:30 p.m. at the Korean War Memorial in Jastro Park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/iWzPSG1MozxHKbbb8 Bring $5 for cold PBR and hot, crappy-ass snacks. ON ON!