$5 6:30pm Bakersfield Hash House Harriers (At Least It’s A Dry Heat) A Drinking Club With A Running Problem

Attention degenerates, Since the pin drop yesterday was suspiciously calm and respectful… let’s fix that. Tonight at 6:30 PM Madeline has officially laid for the very first time. (With the help of butthook) Expect confusion. Expect disorder. Expect to question your choices. Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day. Do…

Come on out on March 2 for Just Madeline’s virgin lay. The trail will start from River Lakes Ranch park, on Riverlakes Dr. west of Coffee Rd. Map to the start location at this link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uoeeSvDjSo7NgyPN6 Let’s see how JM’s trail compares to the last virginal attempt (last week). The…