Stolen from the interwebs…. Coronavirus Rhapsody Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of easy spread, even though washed your hands, laying low…

Wankers, Seems like it’s time for a pastoral note regarding concerns over the PBR-19 pandemic. We are all responsible (??) adults, and it’s time to act the part. We urge you to follow the guidelines issued by the CDC. If you have symptoms of any respiratory ailment, no matter how…

Map to the start for the St. Paddy’s pub crawl, NW corner of 21st and Eye Sts.: https://goo.gl/maps/KBGfyPDwH1apnnQf7 Bring IDs and condoms.