Hey wankers, late notice – trail will start from the Mormon Church at the NW corner of Fairfax Rd. and Panorama Dr. Map to the A at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/cHJEPuUtGMne3z1v5 Meet at 6:30. Normal run fee $5. ON ON!

F.A.G. will be the hare for our next trail. Trail will start from the abandoned/demolished Wild West shopping center at SW corner of Stockdale Hwy and Real Rd. Enter from the south side of the old center on Elcia Dr., turn right and park on Williamson Way. Map to the…

From Smoochie: ATTENTION maggots & weak bodies!!! Sgt. Smirkin Mirkin will be your Memorial Day hare. Trail will start at the corner of Golden State & O St. There may or may not be fences, walls, water, shiggy, bums, hookers or a trail & you may or may not make…