Bring $7 for the Labor Day festivities. ON ON!

Dearest Hashers (and those who merely tolerate us), Gather ’round, ye masochists and beer enthusiasts, for a Labor Day event so incredibly mediocre, you’ll wonder why you even bothered getting out of bed. We’ll be gracing the hallowed grounds of Emerald Cove Park at 2:00 Tomorrow for what we loosely…

We’re going to be at the Maya for the 5:15 showing on Saturday, so come out and enjoy the remake of a serious 80s B movie! Prelube is a possibility, and we’re planning on hitting up Centro Cali after the movie. What better things do you have to do on…