The analyule Wearin’ of the Green is fast approaching, so first, set your damn clocks to the correct time, then drag some green garments out of the closet or be like Diamond and just spray paint yourself green. Then meet at the NE corner of E 21st and Kern this…

Butthook will be the hare for the March 8 hash. Trail will start from Wilson Park, just south of Valley Plaza mall. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot in the southeast corner of the park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/pGKgfFPWqDdX1rX88 Bring $5 for your…

F.A.G. will be the hare for the March 1 hash. Trail will start from 2800 River Blvd. in the northeast. Map to the start at this link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2800+River+Blvd,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305/@35.3988165,-118.9854377,16z/data=!4m6!1m3!3m2!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890!2s2800+River+Blvd,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305!3m1!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890?hl=en Bring $5 for the usual assortment of cold beers and crappy snacks. And bring a fleshlight. ON ON!