Butthook will be the hare for the March 8 hash. Trail will start from Wilson Park, just south of Valley Plaza mall. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot in the southeast corner of the park. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/pGKgfFPWqDdX1rX88 Bring $5 for your…

F.A.G. will be the hare for the March 1 hash. Trail will start from 2800 River Blvd. in the northeast. Map to the start at this link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/2800+River+Blvd,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305/@35.3988165,-118.9854377,16z/data=!4m6!1m3!3m2!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890!2s2800+River+Blvd,+Bakersfield,+CA+93305!3m1!1s0x80ea696d1b220de7:0xbb522ded2fd26890?hl=en Bring $5 for the usual assortment of cold beers and crappy snacks. And bring a fleshlight. ON ON!

2/22 TUTU RUN 💋 Smoochie Coochie will be your hare for this awesomely shitty shitshow. Trail will start at the corner of Ride & McNair Streets. Bring $5 hash cash, IDs, masks and TuTus! ON ON Yffs 👣 https://goo.gl/maps/crpR931oXFuv3hEF9